According to the poll, there were more than enough people interested to justify a write-up of my thoughts on how the Duck Flu series was to develop. If you are not interested in hearing what my ideas were going to be, this would be the time to ignore the text and just enjoy the images below!
BRIEF OVERVIEW OF THE SERIES (SKIPS OVER DUCK FLU CAPS THAT DO NOT RELATE TO CORE PLOT)
- Bimbo Inc.'s internal research notes revealed a brief overview an unknown disease caused by an experiment gone wrong. A researcher named Steve Stoat was the first known case of the condition, which was named the Duck Flu after the bulbous glossy lips that all infected subjects sported. The disease had many other known side-effects, mostly involving the transformation of the host into a bleach blonde sex-addicted bimbo. Bimbo Inc. confirmed that the disease had spread to 13 researchers, of which 5 had escaped without being detained.
- Jed Sampson of Bimbo Inc. was tasked with finding the escaped employees and assess how much the disease had spread in the public. Initial discovery of junior researcher Luke Jenkins revealed more about the rapid mental and physical changes the disease caused, and that the disease had definitely spread to at least some external sources via oral sex.
- Identification of Thomas Thorpe was achieved shortly after, but Jed was unable to produce any additional information due to severe mental changes in the sex-crazy "Titi".
- One female researcher was found unaltered, although Jed discovered that her boyfriend Ivan had been transformed recently. Jed was able to learn more about the disease from Ivan (before the brain started to get fixated on sex), postulating that women could be dormant carriers of the disease.
- Finally, Jed tracked down the last two researchers, Samantha Blue and Quentin Bayes, but found that Quentin was dramatically changed and located at a strip club. A conversation with "Quinnie" quickly turned into a scramble for sex, and Jed was unable to resist Quinnie's advances.
- Bimbo Inc. has heard nothing from Jed in the last two days and are starting to get worried. Their attention is sidetracked when they receive a video recording from an anonymous source who hides their face but clearly displaces their bulbous lips and big breasts (implying that they are a Duck Flu victim). The person calls themselves "The Kisser of Death" and threatens in a sing-songy voice that they are going to expose key members of society to the disease. Bimbo Inc. employees laugh off the video, figuring that the mental changes will change the bimbo's focus to something long and hard.
- A week later another video comes - this time the Kisser is displeased and reveals her first victim. The recording switches to a pink-lipped dirty blonde who claims to be Jed Sampson! Jed says that the Kisser captured him and knows more about the disease than anyone in Bimbo Inc. - he begs to be found before the changes fully affect him.
- The CEO of Bimbo Inc. authorizes a full personnel search to track down Jed and locate where the Kisser is. They start by going back over Jed's tracks, starting with a more developed Ivan. Although he is more sultry and interested in sex than talking, he does confirm that he didn't get "play with" Jed before he left.
- The next step is to find Quinnie at the club where Jed had reported going to. Quinnie is still extremely dumb and can't remember much considering her dozens of sexual partners.
- Frustrated with no leads, employees return to Bimbo Inc. to shocking news that the containment center had been broken into and patient zero Stacii Stoat has been released! All that remains is a lone video tape and a note "From the Kisser of Death XOXO"
- Running the tape, expecting to see the Kisser with additional ransom demands, the CEO is surprised to find a much blonder and more developed Jed talking. He reveals that the Kisser has found a antidote for the mental (if not physical) changes of the Duck Flu and offered him some doses in exchange for his support. The new "Jenna Symptoms" explains that Stacii Stoat was captured to prevent Bimbo Inc. from producing a full antidote...which the Kisser will develop and use to blackmail the world!
So those were the ideas I had developed! From that point on I was debating whether to continue to the plot (and develop the characters of Jed/Jenna and the Kisser more) or just jumping into general caps about the world where the disease is spread freely (things like dying your hair to pretend like you aren't a Duck Flu bimbo or going to a party and catching the disease from someone). Below I've included all pictures I was considering using (including some more photos for the Kisser and Jed/Jenna). Feel free to cap them either in light of the series or in some other way you can imagine!
"The Kisser of Death"
Jed Sampson/Jenna Symptoms